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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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throwback texts!

[withoutrhetoric]

1) No, but I have to go back for my earrings. If he asks for sex while I'm there, I mean, one more round can't hurt.

2) Do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "I love you champ. So much," then passing back out?

3) Think I found a decent side business - giving rides home to drunk executives. Very profitable.

4) You came into my rooming singing "shots, shots, shots," then walked to the drawer and threw socks everywhere singing "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

5) Please he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his over-enthusiastic dick.