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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[ultimatenegative]

As often as one hears 'Jesus is coming', I should think he's got a hard-on for me.

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Would you do it? Given the opportunistic nature of your sexual exploits, and given the circumstance-and/or-chance, would you 'exalt the heavenly host'? Make a literal example of the term 'fucking Christ'?

I don't believe I would. While I might consider the overwhelming imperative to add the most (in)famous name in recorded history to the notches on my bedpost, I don't think it would be very fun.

He seems as though he would cry. After, certainly. Possibly during.