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corbin st. clair | ouat au

[abitofbark]

1) sitting on the bathroom flor giving advice to everyone I am the bar czar!

2) I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.

3) Hey want some pixie stix?

[…]

Oh no

4) That's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame

5) Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, help about the stairs

6) hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the river. He's wearing overall I don't know why

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[abitofcoal]

Mr. St. Clair, it's clear to me that you've forgotten the conversation we had after I last represented you in court. That's all right. We can try again:

Please don't text me unless you require a lawyer.

Not from bars, not from cars, not from here or there, not from bathroom floors where anyone may have left fluids.

[...]

Should you be in a bar?

Does Ms. St. Clair know where you

I don't have the number for

Damn it. What's that kid's name

[abitofbark]

doNt Dr. Sus(s) me

i have a lawyr?

good news though: The fluid check came back negative. no worries for lawyers or whoeveer. Or the bar! we don't need to have any lawsuits. c:

[ That sounded pretty official, right? Pretty canny, to think ahead about the legal ramifications of floorstains. Yeah, yes, Corbin's definitely got a handle on this situation, and probably the lawyer (?) (really a lawyer?) will be impressed with his forethought. ]

MR st clair, ha ha

Very official

Well well M. Lawyer, lucky for you i can render distance long distance advice and consultation!

[ ... ]

What was your quesion!?

[abitofcoal]

[ Somehow, he always forgets that talking to Corbin St. Clair is like talking to a parrot with an extensive vocabulary.

Incoherent.

He'd best keep his question brief and to the point, lest the other man decide not to focus on the right piece of information. ]

I do, in fact. What is your nephew's name? First and last, please. There's nothing under 'St. Clair' except you and your sister.

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[abitofbark]

Wait, what?

no, wht do you want Jack for?

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[abitofbark]

[ Oh— Shit.

Shit shit shit shit shit— ]

NT Not Jack! [ ... ] Hubert!

I forgot. Names, what are they?

What do you want Humbert Hubert for??