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[byanyname]

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[honeystuff]

The usual. Two bags: one for a change of clothes and toiletries, and one for your nefariousness. Bring what you'd wear out in the woods?

Hmm. You have a bag for your nefariousness, don't you? You can't just drag it around here; lots of hay and dirt that aren't nefariousness-compatible.

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Chores, that's cute

Wait do you think

Let's put it like this: it's better to bring you home with me than to risk not having that home. I don't mean that in the sense of overall debt (though that isn't not a consideration), but rather that I get room and board in exchange for labor.

At the expense of a few hours a day, I get everything I need - with one notable exception.

It looks like tonight I can have that, too, though.

Wouldn't it be great to wake up together every

All right, so: do I refer to you as the nefarious Mr. Gold when warning my folks that y

Can I ask

You want this to be a thing?