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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[honeystuff]

I'll bear this burden with all due discretion and solemnity. No one will know. No one can know. This is catastrophic, world-destroying information. It's the kind of knowledge that's just too powerful.

It's got to be locked up with the holy grail, the ark of the covenant, and the aliens in Area 51.

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I'm up to a lot of tasks. Shoulders, knees, head, and toes. ;)

(That was supposed to be innuendo, but I have no idea what it means. Open to interpretation!)

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You could tell her the who and the what. 🙃 I'll even show you another party trick just to give it a little more obscenity.

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You know, that whole plan of hers ("plan") was just about the dumbest thing anyone's ever put me up to.

That's up to and including the bunny costume last Easter.