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[thatminx]

"Me" stars, huh?

I should take you to my parents' place sometime and we can stay the night. lots of stars when you get out of the city

I hate it, it makes me feel small. But I'd look for you.

You don't make me feel small.

[sweatycoward]

years and Years and years :c :C imiss you Kat, Kat where is my wife??

shh shh DONTTt say sleepytime hollow ihope your parents arenot being rude?

Kat. Kaaaaaaatt. i'm vry drunk right now??

were playing a game it's calledeye spy

Sheldon spied his aunt sheldon's embarrased berry knows sheldon's aunt???

[sweatycoward]

hey you know what?

you don't make me feel small, either. lots of things do. most of things do? not you. never never you.

i want to see these stars please i'll behave cross my heart.

wait but will your parents be there?

[thatminx]

My parents are being very parental and would like to know when they're going to meet you properly. Since I'm your wife and that isn't changing any time soon.

Is Sheldon related to Barry? Why is his aunt there?

[thatminx]

It's their house.

Don't worry Fish my Fish my favorite Fish. My father's very nice, like the nicest person you'll ever meet. You'll get along.

My mother is...

Stern? But she loves hard. But you'll like her too. Promise.

And we can lie in the grass and look at stars and you can hold on to me and keep me from falling.

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[sweatycoward]

OHH SHTTITTTTTT

OH SHITTT KAT

KATRINA

BARRY'S FUCKING SHELDONS AUNT

also berry's got a motorcycle???? sheldon's aunt likes to ride the motorcycle???

i think we'ree drinkjing with sheldons ant now

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[sweatycoward]

hmmmmmmmmmmm maybe your parents are not sure about that

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[thatminx]

HAHAH OH MY GOD YOU'RE DRINKING WITH SHELDON'S AUNT'S FUCKBOY

THAT'S AMAZING

I'm so jealous D:

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[thatminx]

Wait what do you mean?

About my parents not being sure?

You're sure, right?

[sweatycoward]

Kat Kat Kat

nice people dont like me no one likes me just you just Wallace

:c :c

even if i like people they say go away treavor go away goodbye

i like the stars and the grass and the you though.

i can drink??

[thatminx]

Sheldon likes you. Annnnnnd my dad likes everyone.

And I will never ever ever say go away to you. Not in a million years. Deal?

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Also, here's a secret: my mother makes moonshine. If you're really nice to her she might share it.

[sweatycoward]

OHH hey i didnt

I didn't mean.

Katrina I din't mean.

Yes i'M sure.

I'm always sure.

I emeant. meant like. Maybe they're not sure about meeting me???

I am not good for meeting.

[sweatycoward]

!!! NO SHE DOES NOT :o

no no i know you're not a liar a lying one but Kat i have never in my life have i ever had real real moonshine.

!!!

!!!

Kat!!!!

i would like to drink the moon and watch the stars please! with you!

[thatminx]

You were good for meeting when I met you. ;)

Hey.

Litmus test for whether my parents will like you:

Do you love me?

[thatminx]

That's what we're going to do then yes? Yes.

A blanket, some moonshine, the stars, and my Fish.

That sounds a little bit like heaven.

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[sweatycoward]

I do.

I love you very much, the most.

So much, with proper punctuation and capitalization and spelling and everything.

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[sweatycoward]

ha fuck, our first meeting shouldve been such a mess,, too.

mess couldnnt keep us down no not.

kid's too good for that,.

[sweatycoward]

if that's the plan i guess i'm in.

i can't promise you won't have a sweaty fish on your hands the whole time.

except for the the blanket moonshine stars you part. the just us and the sky part. that.

that, hey, jesus. i can't fucking. really believe that's part of my life now, huh?

[thatminx]

See? You love me, and that's the most important quality in a man.

And you know what? You'd be worth

Huh.

You really would. Be worth risking everything for. I really think that.

...

I'm going to tell you that again tomorrow morning when you're sober, just so you don't forget.

[thatminx]

You really haven't ever had a lot of romance, huh?

I ask, as if I have. As if I've ever had a reason to be romantic.

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[sweatycoward]

haa that'sss probbly a good idea

because sheldon's Aunt's fuckboy just bought another round
ohH i think SHES buying a round two??

aunt mary i never knew!!!!

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[sweatycoward]

shh shh shhh

but the imprr
importnt thing

you're the best get a goldstar from your goldfish

[sweatycoward]

look hey its more than romance i mean the romance is important! but

also its just, it's everything. like. having. ha ha this sounds stupid sounds sad sad me but, having anything to look forward to like.

i don't know its

different. it's good. you're good, but thats not a big enough word for it.

[thatminx]

Is this the same Aunt Mary that he named the parrot after?

I'm calling her Amaryllis now that I know. It's way better.

[thatminx]

It's not stupid. It's sad but not sad you.

We're going to have such a good life. You can look forward to that, okay? As long as you want me around, I'm going to try to give you that.

You gave me something to believe in, I'll give you things to look forward to.