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[sweatycoward]

<3 <# best Katrina i'm gonna

oh waitT???

Katrina

Katrina Katrina Katrina

she swears just lik my parrot!!!!!

you shoufd see sheldons face fffff 'my good auny mary would never swear a swear' haa Sheldon sure sheldon WRONG sheldon she''s like mmm she's mary the amaryllis the pirte queen!!

[sweatycoward]

always, i want you around always. forever and for real.

hey.

there aren't big enough words for a lot of what you are. who you are? both maybe i think.

like words are. words are always going to be a little wrong, too tied down or they've been drawn in all the wrong directions and youre better than that, need something for you better than those misused words.

wish i could speak a star for you. ha ha, hows that for maybe kinda stupid but i mean it also.

[thatminx]

Did the parrot teach her to swear, do you think?

So you and Sheldon just happened to show up at the same bar as

Mary and Barry?

[sweatycoward]

mmMm Katrina i know my swears and pirate aunt'ss been swering for years like pro swearing sheldon's blushing i'M gonna buy aunt pirate a drink

mary and barry THEY RHYTHM

i told them now berry made a song??? it s not a bad song Katrina mabee berries not bad??

wait but
unless you do you think this is a conspirates????

[thatminx]

It's not. It's not even a little stupid.

When you talk to me this way, it frightens me. Makes me sad and worried. I think about things you might have said to me-not-me, things like this, and how they made it all into a nasty joke. I told you this before, right, how you thought you had something good, and they made it cheap and ugly.

And it's not.

I don't want them to know you like starlight or how the moon looks on water or any of those lovely, secret, rare things because all they would do is taint it.

You have a soul so achingly beautiful, it breaks my heart; if you want forever and for real, I'll give it to you.

Keep trying to speak stars for me. <3

[thatminx]

I think Sheldon's family is probably pretty trustworthy. You're okay, Fish.

I want to hear the Barry-Mary song though. :c

Look at everything I miss out on by going to family dinner.

[sweatycoward]

don't mean to scare you, sorry. :c you should never never be sad, or never more than we can help it.

i dont.

dont remember really what i said

no thats not true ive got a lot of rememberings but they arent worth

no one gives really a shit what i told them? i mean

it didnt

its okay, kid. hey, its okay. they dont know anything.

i mean. they. i dont care what they said or made shit into? not while youre around.

look im up here on the roof me and scotch and concrete but the city looks okay tonight the city looks all right because i know youre here, right?

[sweatycoward]

BRRY WANS TO MEET AMARYLLIS

not prate amaryllis parrot amaryllis my amaryllis

i think we''re going to visitt????

wait wait wait firt i willl get barry to sing his barry-man song again make SHeldon record it for you! you can sneak out to watchit tell yor family its an emerhingcy i won'tnot tell

[thatminx]

I'm around for good.

And I'm coming up. I bet you could use some company. Maybe you can show me the stars you found.

[thatminx]

Record it for me and I'll watch it on the train when I come home.

This better not be a better song than Antishark and Fish. We can't be outdone by another couple.

1/2

[sweatycoward]

heY Beary's alright but he'snot THAT good :o

shh shh gotta make sheldon record better motorboat arm skills keep it steade nice and easy

OKAY SHLDONS SENDING IT

i like the prt about ging on a bike oto a firend named ike

Katrina who is ike??? :o bArry will not tell me

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[sweatycoward]

Katrina barrry says my hair is good hair!! :o

ant pirite said i am not a delinqint like Sheldon said

aw aunt pirate's so snice??

[sweatycoward]

ill keep a spot warm for you. <3

<3 <3

[thatminx]

Treavor?

Treavor, please, do NOT get on a motorcycle with anyone who's been drinking!

TREAVOR

[sweatycoward]

IT"S IS CALLED ARTSTIC LICENSE KATRINA :o

there is noo ike Barry said that was s an innudo

no no one's get on anny bike aunt pirates goingto drive real safe

she does not allways avoid the speed limts ha ha?? but aunt amary has had zero liquors i asked her she promised hello FFish is reesponsble!!

[thatminx]

An innuendo for what??

Jesus. Please, please, please, don't drive, don't get on a motorcycle, please.

Shit.

I'm

Fuck fuck I'm coming home.

[sweatycoward]

iunno. fucking?? mabe ike is their sexing time?/

no no nooo don'T leave your family they already unlike me shh donnto make them mad i promise???

i prmise no ikes

BIKES

or ikes ha ha

anut mary ddrevs a Honda

trust anut mary!!

[thatminx]

Please, I'm scared. I don't know Mary, you've all been drinking.

Please, just call Wallace and have him come get you.

I'm going to kill Sheldon

Treavor, don't okay? For your wife???

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[sweatycoward]

what?? no,, Katrina its okay!! we just want to see my parrrott. :c

amaryllis Katrina!! the real real bird bird amaryllis!!!!

shhh hshh no scard it'S oay!

waitwait wait

2/3

[sweatycoward]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WALLACE YOU SUMMED WALLACE HES HEAR!!!!!!

WALLACE <3 <3

oh nono Wallace is mad nno Wallace is sad we left him :c :C

TELL WALLACE M SORRYY no wai ll tell wait wiit

3/3

[sweatycoward]

Wallace says were eedoging home nwo??

Katrina i cannott make him sadddert more sad i want to see my rprot but i dont not want r sad Wallace :c :c

no parrotss today :c :c :c

[thatminx]

Tell Wallace to call me, please.

[sweatycoward]

Katrina donntt make him sadt hough????


no no you wouldnt okay i wll

told him

being ggod treavr now

[thatminx]

[ Several minutes later: ]

I'll talk to you tonight.

[sweatycoward]

<# <#3 <3

dontt be saD??

Wallace is here its s all right I promise

hii hey i willl wait fr you <3