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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[onefellswoop]

[ And, likewise in French, smirking all the while— ]

Of course I would.

For you? Without hesitation.

[honeystuff]

You'll get plenty of opportunities this week.

[...]

Good thing it's just this week, I guess. Can't fight everyone.

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It's a good word.

choric.

What's the word when something has the right sense to it.

"apt".

For how you make me, with what you do.

And for how you sound when you

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i have no idea how to say "come" in french. it hasn't come up before.

weird. usually you learn the dirty shit first.

i could probably directly translate the word or a euphemism but i don't like to do that. euphemisms are cultural.

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that's why i don't use google for translating by the way. it can do word for word but not idea for idea and i don't trust reddit.

[onefellswoop]

'How you sound when you come' would be a standard phrasing for it. We'll save alternative options for face-to-face instruction, I think: a lesson to conjoin with our choric explorations.

[ In Russian, before shifting back to English— ]

Perhaps we'll conjure phrases of our own, my boy. Euphemisms drawn in the moments of experience. What words might you lure from me? What will I in my ministrations evoke in you?

[ ... ]

Sensible as well as clever, Enri? Not everyone devotes such care to the work of translation. Or thinks to consider culture's role in language formation. And I trust it goes without saying that your distrust for Reddit does you credit.

[honeystuff]

jesus

i'm trying to get back there as fast as i can

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do you want me to tell you when you're turning me on or do you already know?

not that it's hard difficult to do.

i don't know if it's a thing you like to be told all the time. maybe sometimes you just want a conversation and not an unsolicited dick pic update.

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and i kind of get the idea that fucking isn't the fun part for you.

really isn't easy to get you hard

seems like it works okay so you're not impotent righ

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i can't answer the russian right now. i'll dl a keyboard later.

we can take as much time as you want to invent some euphemisms. it's not just your [...] attention that calls me out. everything about you [...]

you're magnetic. or quicksand. i haven't decided yet.

not that it matters either way.

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how many languages do you know?

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[onefellswoop]

Oh, plenty. Perhaps I'll run you through them sometime, hm?

I'll admit to certain gaps in fluency: My Japanese was never what I wanted, my Danish is half-hearted at best, and my Farsi could use some polish. Beyond that, I'm no displeased with what I know.

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[onefellswoop]

I believe I have a fairly solid sense of when I've engendered my Puppy's excitement. Though I'll never say no to your updates.

Your updates or your updates.

What gives you that idea

Do you have a problem with

[ ... ]

Regarding your supposition. If I were to say It's a small part of the picture.

Which is to say, Enri, that you aren't entirely misguided.

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[honeystuff]

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well that's one way to really make a guy feel special: enthusiastically fucking him when fucking's not your thing.

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[honeystuff]

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and i guess letting him finger you before breakfast.

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probably goes without saying because you have a pretty good grip on doing what you want and saying what you don't want.

but you can tell me 'no'.

as darius, i mean. just in general. if something goes where you don't like or maybe you're not feeling it.

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i'm not giving you permission or anything. just saying i won't be a shithead about it.

doesn't bother me if you're ace.

i get off either way. ;)

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[honeystuff]

japanese is a grind. tried it but the only people to practice with were those weebs girls with hello kitty bags that sit up in the manga section of b&n.

and i don't like j-pop.

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easier to learn a language when the music's good. good rap out of france. some of the best rock comes out of germany, but more from denmark. makes it worth learning. that one's been on my list.

can't be half-hearted if you like the music.

[onefellswoop]

As simple as that?

[ ... ]

Do you know, Enri, you evince more cleverness with every message. And a nuanced perspicacity that would credit a man ten years your senior.

[ ... ]

You're right, of course; I don't require your permission. And I make no practice of acting outside my own intent. But what you've said is not unwelcome [ ... ] welcome.

And noted.

I lay blame for my Danish disinterest at the feet of a particularly noxious ambassador. Perhaps a decent music recommendation or two could swing the balance back in the language's favor. I'm willing to permit the possibility.

What else is on your list, Puppy?

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[honeystuff]

wasn't wisborg

shared a twix with her once. not noxious at all. busy, mostly.

you didn't say to the US though

or that they were danish

nvm.

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why shouldn't it be simple? i'm still getting mine, right? i can see if you didn't want to do anything like that with me, it could be a problem.

it's like if you brought me a twix. you don't like twix. easy: i get both halves. and if you want a bite sometimes, that's fine too.

everyone wins.

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[honeystuff]

cantonese
danish
spanish
portuguese
korean

nothing's not ON the list

yet. japanese is on thin ice.

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[honeystuff]

you think they sell twix here somewhere?

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[onefellswoop]

Not Wisborg, no.

Danish, yes.

In Zagreb. A brief and infuriating assignment.

The name is unimportant. Fucker doesn't deserve the recognition. Snide fucking pretentious fucking rat.

I half considered stabbing the bastard. Lucky for him, those were my more circumspect days.

[ ... ]

As it happens, I take no interest in Twix, though I understand they have a following. If the hotel shop fails you, I suggest hassling guests until you turn up a secret stash.

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[onefellswoop]

Hurry over, and we'll make victors of one another, hm?

I've a desire to bite my Puppy. Along the shoulder. Just below your jaw.

[honeystuff]

no froot loops, no twix, no sugar in your coffee, not much for fucking

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how do you feel about honey?

[onefellswoop]

I've been known to accept the occasional sweet roll.

As for honey—

...Did you have something in mind, Puppy?

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[honeystuff]

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ten minutes ago, i'd have offered to lick it off your cock

you can lick it off mine.

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[honeystuff]

[...Oh, right. ]

please, daddy?

[onefellswoop]

My my, Puppy.

Better grab a jar of honey along with that Twix. Something on the mellow side, hm?

I find I'm eager to try the taste of it.

[honeystuff]

that worked???

shit yes

omw

[onefellswoop]

[ Worth trying the honey, to witness the boy's excitement. To discover what it might bring to their play. To see how far he can drive the boy toward wild incoherence. ]

Hurry, Enri; Daddy's waiting.

Bring him his Puppy, and he'll bring you to rapture.