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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[reformedwhaler]

its a reel for true promis!!

m writing contract now donnt worrie its a god one. binmding.

[lostyourheart]

Are you writing it on paper or on leaves?

I beg your pardon: leafs.

[reformedwhaler]

LEAFF ME ALONE

ha ha :3


oh no i havef a papper it s we tbut good

I Will share donnut worries

[lostyourheart]

Oh excellent, a contact on wet paper.

I may need to retain an attorney to review it, however.

[reformedwhaler]

shhs the wet mens it's aut..henctc authantick real

no i knoww law it is fine ask my wife,.


DONT ASK MI WIFE

[lostyourheart]

Will Olivia confirm that you indeed know the law?

I shall have to inquire, after all. You are much more interesting than I initially assumed.

[reformedwhaler]

shushh shsh it's secret betwen us!

OLivia's slep sleeep sleap...... zzzzz. Olivias zzzzzz. doe not disturb herr.

watch Hold on itss offishul

[ Shortly following this message, there's an image of a rain-stained contract, Mr. Arthur Williams will not lok at shoos!! not one look! sinned, Arthur. The message is decorate with one smiley face and one frowny sad face.

He tried. ]

[lostyourheart]

[ This is. The best day of her life. ]

It shall have to be ratified by congress, but I'll allow it.

[ Blackmail. Saving this forever. For blackmail. Somehow. ]

[reformedwhaler]

[ He's going to. Regret the living hell out of this come morning, isn't he? ]

What doo?
how will?>
uuuokay if you likE. do youu know congrass?

yo are a mercy ladie,.

[lostyourheart]

I do indeed know congress. All of congress.

Go to bed, Heer Williams. Your wife is tired.

[reformedwhaler]

ur too poowerful.:o :o

:o <-- its a ghost

i'm wil slep now. with leafs,

slepnight ladie penddd. ladie p.

[lostyourheart]

I think you had better call me 'Katrina'.

The ladyship was unwanted to begin with, and 'ladie p' sounds vulgar.

[reformedwhaler]

:o :o :o :o :o
:o :o o

katriina

:o <- leafs gost

zzzzzz
zzzzz
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treavor pendleton | dishonored modern au

[sweatycoward]

1) Hello this is agreeting from the fountain i Live here now I'm never comingg back I guess its good.

2) Shh shhh shh don't touch Do not touch Wallace's cowboy hat he will cowboy kick you to the sun. I learned this once he put me in the time out chair. :c :c

3) Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.

4) I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.

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[thatminx]

What the fuck

Treavor you were right behind me five minutes ago

Where's Wallace

HOW

Tell me which fountain, I'll come get you.

[sweatycoward]

nice fountain. The best fountain. The water is sparkling like a sparkle jewel. I thought it would be nice iI was right.

Also wet Katrina the water is very wet but not sweat i'm very clean now.

[thatminx]

Are you IN the fountain? You're going to destroy your phone and then we won't be able to talk anymore.

Get out of the fountain, Fish.

[sweatycoward]

FISH BELONG IN FOUNTAINS

this s ny natural habitat Kat you can't change it sorry you can come here too though. honourary fish. c:

[thatminx]

Fish belong with their anemones.

I can't live in a fountain, I'm going to be very sad without my fish. :c

[sweatycoward]

My amennoenome. :c :c :c

i promise its a nice fountain you do not hav to put your phone in it it is sparkle Katrina sparkle

please bring whiskey though the fountain tastes like nasty.

[thatminx]

DON'T DRINK IT You're going to end up with some weird fountain-transmitted disease. Only man to leave Vegas with an F-TD.

Please get out of the fountain or away from it or I have to tell Wallace.

I can't even retrace my steps there are like a million fucking fountains in this desert

[sweatycoward]

Don't tell hey hey kid hey pls don nt tell Wallace he'll give me that face tha disappointed face pls no I promise. :c

also youu will like it hear it is quiet no people just us fish, me fish plus stone statu fish plus you!

[thatminx]

...Okay Fish, sure. I'll come live with you in the fountain. But do you know where it is? Because I have no idea where there's a fountain with no people and a stone fish.

God I hope you're not in a men's room

Help me find you.

[sweatycoward]

Shh okay shh but be secret keep it safe shh

there aRE people they just are

outside the fountain?? they do not now im here shh.

big fish big blue eyes spitting water all over

secret water cave c;

[thatminx]

...Are you in a

Oh my god you're

Okay I think I

Hey. Stay there. Seriously, don't move because you don't want to get arrested caught by fishermen, right?

How the fuck did you get all the way