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'Handling' me. Yes, well, Wallace would know a thing or two about that.

As if I'm so difficult to manage.

...DON'T say anything. I know I'm not—

No matter.

Yes, I remember the wine. I don't remember seeing you flustered. I do remember finding you less a nuisance than I'd expected. I remember— I didn't quite mind. That you were near.

Perhaps it's fortunate you braved that approach. Perhaps Wallace knew what he was doing, after all.

And perhaps it's time someone gave Madeleine the slap she deserves. Or some equivalent retaliation.

Edited 2019-05-06 04:33 (UTC)

Whether you noticed it or not - I blatantly told you that I found appeal in the idea of playing affectionate with you. I have never veiled my honesty as much as you might believe.

~~Wallace knew exactly what he was doing.~~

No more talk of Madeleine. I'm home, and you promised solitude, intensity, and - to soothe my anguish, if I recall.

No? Perhaps the trouble is you're the first earnest person I've met in years.

In any case, you'll have your chance for affection now. As will I.

I'm here for you, my honest minx. You need not worry. And before we've finished, I'll ease every ounce of your pain away.

1) i have no idea why he's mad that i came home at 4 am & all i want to do is eat eggos. its not waffles fault. :c

2) 40 FOOT. NEON. PARROT!!!

3) Hey, I'M not the one who opened a tab at the bar and told me about it. That's not on me.

4) You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.

5) i followed the baby ducks to find their home but then they disappeared now i am beneath this bush all alone just by the pond alone. goodbye ducks. :c

1) Of course I'm judging you. Two glasses of wine and you turn into a walking wreck. Drinking from a hagfish tin, singing sea shanties, shouting that you'll 'fight the entire Abbey with one hand tied behind your back.' Oh, and begging everyone within sight to play hide and seek with you.

2) Oh please. If god wanted me to love humanity, he wouldn't have populated this planet with witless shitstains.

3) Funny. FUNNY. They gave me a snuffbox. Urged me to open it. A trio of fake snakes popped out. Open mouths, plastic fangs. If you need me, I'll be drinking myself senseless.

4) :3 :3 :3

5) PLease protecct me it is late and darkand sad. Also I would like anther wine. I am a lonely creachure so lonly.

Well the ducks are gone. Leave.

they might come back.

oi miss them.

just wanted to pet ne right on the head make a friend. BIRDS LIKE ME.

Dearest and most lonely of creatures,

If you wish for a reply from me, you must send me messages when I am not occupied by the amorous pawings of our mutual friend.

Or send for me directly, with some suggestion of emergency, so that I might have reason to extract myself sooner. As it was, I was left to endure my own miseries, and discretion prohibited me from looking too frequently for some word from you.

In any case, I am here now, and determined to alleviate your loneliness. Alas, I can do nothing about the darkness, or the lateness of the hour, or your lack of another wine. Shall I come to you, and distract you from your torments?

Yours, ever yours,
Katrina

:3

help me i am an office memo

Hey.

Hey.

One of these says "Mrs. Treavor" and I'm keeping it.

:3 :3 :3

I AM lonely in fact verr much the lonelyiest that ever was.

But i would not be lonelist if YOU came around. :3

MUtaul friends? Please YOU are my friend i dont have any others,. c: you cannot jest me.

Edited 2019-08-09 22:02 (UTC)

I was TRYING to remember your last name, but I couldn't. For a while I was pretty sure it was 'Van Fancy,' but Wallace reminded me that you changed you name.

Helpful, helpful Wallace. Who didn't bother to provide the name in question. Hm.

He DID provide the periwinkle post-its, so I guess that's something.

...You know what. There's probably a note that says 'The Former Ms. Van Fancy.'

If my presence would stave off loneliness - and in fact, would prevent you from being the LONELIEST that ever was - then I shall find my coat and depart without delay.

Poor darling.

Regarding the other issue, if I am your sole friend, then I shall make every effort to give you all comfort and joy as befitting the very best of boon companions, as well as the most tender of embraces, as is to be expected of a paramour.

Trust that you are both my dearest friend and deepest love, and I am pleased to provide for you the services of both offices.

If I ever delve into the romance genre, that's going to be my penname. Katrina Van Fancy.

Let me see.

":)" is on my right knee.

One has a doodle of a parrot and a clownfish, with some hearts.

There's one that says "Buy Eggos". I think that might be for Wallace.

Did you know you're the most adorable human being alive? I would like you to be aware of that. Don't worry; I won't tell. Wouldn't want you to relinquish your Punk Lagoon Monster status.

Then iI will be waiting Ii will tell Wallace to find you.

Lucky Treavor, now. wHo could POSSIBLE be the LONELEST with my tender friend around?

Sh shh my tender friend is YOU.

That's is our scret. :3

shh sh But only come to here if it won't not
will not inconvinience you.

I wont make difficulties for my Friend.

My love? :3

Hm hm I will wait for you ifyou will come

Best secret keeper. <3 That'll be a post-it next time.

Hey did the colors work for you or should I stock up on something else? Maybe neons, for a technicolor sleeping experience?

I would buy a book by Katrina Van Fancy.

Then I would ask the author to sign it for me.

And sign me with a kiss. c;

You, my darling, are no inconvenience at all. You are all the company I desire, such that you fill every space of every moment with wanting. With thoughts of your tenderness - for you are tender to me in a way this world has not been for time immeasurable.

A dear (and secret) friend, indeed.

And yes, I am your love, if you would have me. (I think you would enjoy the sight of me now, for all that I am blushing scarlet. I do enjoy the sight of those words. 'My love'.

I enjoy too the sound of them.)

Shall I continue these messages as I make my way to you, or shall I leave you in silence while you wait?

Hello, Flirt Police? I need you to connect me with the Nerd Squad.

There's some seriously Nerdy Flirting happening on my block.

If a patrol isn't sent around in the next five minutes, I'm going to have to sign my local Nerd Deviant with kisses. Extreme dorkiness calls for extreme measures.

[...]

Pink, please. c:

Then I will be sure to give you the very best ofsounds. >:3

Maybe remind me thought if I donot. ,You see I am I man who forgets some times. You know. It is all very fuzzing right now hm. BUT NO, for you I will remember me. I am assured of it!

MmI will remember for

my love. :3

I JUSt said it out loud did you here??

NO I don''t think I do not think i I would care for silence plse. :c:c

plse my love :3

I absolutely heard you - quite clearly, as though you were here beside me. You have a remarkable sorcery about you, that you can call me your love from a distance, and ensure that I hear it.

You must say it to me each night before I fall asleep. I like the sound too well to relinquish such a gift, so whisper it as though I am with you, in your arms, where I long to be.

In return, I will not be silent. You will never be met with silence from me - nor I from you, I hope.

Now, tell me why you've had wine in such quantity, hmm? Has something upset you, dearest? Surely not my earlier silence, for which I hope you will forgive me. It was not my desire at all. Something other? You must tell me, so that I know how best to console you when we are at last reunited. You see, I am on my way to you now.

To my love, to ease his loneliness.

Don't you know Katrina?? I ama witch when i want to be. >:d

no wait I >:::d nO >?D no! >:D There.

Hm. Keys to type making this diffficult.

Every night I will speak for you, those words.

My love, my love, my love.

Oh, damneded if i

I DONTT REMEMEBR. How to make a heart?

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