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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

Comments

[primreaper]

be careful with the splashing, haymitch. Blood is so hard to get out.

[So you're an asshole btw.]

[puppet_mistressofhell]

It makes up for your lack of face, I guess.

[puppet_mistressofhell]

I had to lock her in there.

Don't you know? Cat's are the traditional witches familiar. I tend to keep the strays.

[drfrankentree]

I'm not surprised. It's hidden behind a cluster of Elaeagnus pungens and Emily grays. Getting in's something of an ordeal, but we can call that the price of privacy.

[yesterdaysheadliner]

Oh, ha ha. You're as clever as you are modest.

[readyoualecture]

[Fuckin' right.]

cant say. this blokes hanging around longer n we were told. ought to be quick work once hes off, but there aint any telling when thatll be.

[ivegotmypride]

Hell.

I'll stay up, then.

[And drink while she waits. Like usual.]

[puppet_mistressofhell]

And as you are pretty.

[sliceofapple]

[ Alternatively, he could always leave. Go. Shoo. ]

Do you do or partake in using of any of what you just listed?

[makingastatement]

[ Right. Somehow he doesn't buy that promise. ]

You've got a job because people I know say you do. You wanna piss them off?

[makingastatement]

Yeah

Okay

Goodnight

Sweet dreams and

I'm done now.

[makingastatement]

And you're not?

You sound as boring as a church on a Saturday night.

[bunco]

Fortunately you're the only one crazy enough to eat that philosophy up.

[drowningthedays]

[Born and bred, sweetheart.

And he's going to have a very long drink and ignore the hell out the rising guilt.]

thats the benefit of being a legendary trainwreck. a little more blood doesnt make a difference. unsightly jackets still unsightly, drunks still a drunk.

[Okay. Okay he takes another drink before finishing the message. Whatever.]

im not the one with a fetish for clean clothes.

[primreaper]

i don't have a fetish for clean clothes.

[She kinda likes the scruff, okay? Just don't tell anyone.]

[drowningthedays]

[Probably best not to let him find out about that one.]

couldve fooled me.

[yesterdaysheadliner]

If only we could all change our shape willy-nilly as we like.

[besmirchthis]

Dare I ask what happened?

I might have expected something less predictable, is all.

[drfrankentree]

That may be, but there's no denying you'd be far more tolerable with fronds and rhizoids.

[broughtyouflowers]

[ Hey, friendo. Everyone's gotta live somewhere, and you could do worse than Carson. Probably. ]

What's my prize if I do?

[ofinfinitespace]

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

[agraveman]

did it ever occur to you that I could be fucking with you?

[wireandwood]

yeh well. aint surprised.

it aint the worst to be called. allve us r a differnt kind of strange

[ofinfinitespace]

Often. Always. And yet so often, you prove yourself to be a man of your word.

[readyoualecture]

aint any need for that. leave the food out, ill wake you soons i get in.