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SURPRISE 6

[thatminx]

no no

well sort of

I ate them :(

Sorry :( :(

They were really cold tho, I took one for the team so you wouldn't have to eat cold tatertots

[sweatycoward]

Red red orange red gold red red.

Everywhere there's hair hair puts my hair to shame. :o

:o!

[sweatycoward]

i like cold tatos. :c

It is okay though don't worry hakuna matato i like yoU better than tater tots even. c:

but I am still sad about gonetatos.

[thatminx]

Is it a sportsball thing? If it's a sportsball thing, you should run away.

Otherwise, hey. Sheldon's with you. See where it goes. You don't have your punching ring so you can't get into any fistfights.

[thatminx]

Nooooooo don't be sad.

I know how to make them from scratch??? Not in the tot final form but like

Homefries.

I'll make you some fresh!

Or buy you more of the tot ones.

[sweatycoward]

Maybe hair likes my hair??

I don't know sportsball i asked if he plays cricket he made cricket noises KAtrina i laughed Katrina sheldon laughed we're in trouble now shEldon's making cricket jokes and i have sheldon's drink down it goes.

[sweatycoward]

no no

it's okay i will
SURVIVE

as long as i believe in tater tots i know i'll survive

ha ha hey Katrina?? the srtars are out :o

[thatminx]

You have pretty great hair.

He sounds lowkey crazy. Which

Is not bad for you/our people/we. Does Cricket have a name?

Easy on the Fish food. I want some Fish left alive for cuddles when I get home :c

1/3

[sweatycoward]

It's good fishfood though free Fish food maybe. Still don't know if there's a price ummm.

I asked his name he said Jimand Jimma Jimmeny?

2/3

[sweatycoward]

Oh no his name is Barry.

3/3

[sweatycoward]

Yes it's true I have great hair.

[thatminx]

Barry's a good name. Seems solid. Maybe he's just weird.

Tell Barry you have a doting wife who wants you sliiiiiightly coherent tonight, even if the Fish food is free.

Oh god, is Sheldon drinking at your pace?

Wait. Where's Wallace? Is Wallace with you ?????

[thatminx]

You can't see stars in Manhattan, where are you D: D: D:

[sweatycoward]

Nno? sHeldon said hes got it covered. Sheldon' got it covered no big deal.

It's good Katrina I promise it's a good we''re giving Wallace a respite because im loud sometimes.

Sheldon cannt drink am ty pace if I take his drinks huh can he huh??

shh shh don't tell but but
i took berry's drink

Barry hairy barry rasphairy drink tastes like a raspbairy.

[sweatycoward]

the roof?

maybe not stars I might be envisioning stars

come envision stars with me my Katrina my love <3 <3 <3

[thatminx]

Barry Hairy Raspberry isn't trying to pick you up, is he? I'm pretty jealous, remember.

Hey, hey don't steal drinks from the guy buying you drinks. RUDE.

[thatminx]

I'm

Fuck

You god damn flirt

I don't need to go up on the roof to see stars. Just talk to you.

[sweatycoward]

ha ha no it'ss fine everything fine Bury Berry BARRY hasnt noticed also Shheldon just bought more drinks drinks for Berry drinks for all i cannot steal them all Kat Katrina Kat the bartendr's watching me?? Barry told him stop no made more crikt noises.

peep ppeeep peep like that crickets.

why are not you here???

[sweatycoward]

hey you know who sees saw stars???

bro
m

also bowtie

everyone gets stars we are generous

[thatminx]

I'm in Sleepy Hollow visiting my parents. Remember, I kissed you goodbye before I left?

I'll be back tonight on the 9:30 train. Take some pictures of Barry the Cricket so you can show me when I get home.

[thatminx]

...Here I was trying to be all romantic and you had to bring my exes into it. :c

but sure, Brom saw stars.

1/2

[sweatycoward]

oH shit that was today??

I will sk Barry no surprise photos no one likes that :c :c

mm hold on

nn
nn
n

BARRY SAID YES!!

[sweatycoward]

[ The messages that follow are a series of images: a blurred shot of the... ceiling maybe; a shot barely catching a bleary-looking Treavor's face; a picture of several no that's more than several empty glasses; then finally, finally, Sheldon and a man in his forties with a red red jacket and yes that's very red very very red hair. ]

[sweatycoward]

no no hey let's

we can forget them forget i said it ummm

let me tell you about the stars right now. i can count one two five six of them! but you've gotto focus

they're nice stars

good stars

you stars

[thatminx]

That was this morning. It was a very long time ago, hmm?

...

Hm.

Interesting guy.

Just be careful? I'm not there to protect my Fish :c