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[byanyname]

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[lostyourheart]

Does your lovely wife know you've gotten into the wine, Heer Williams?

She is indeed a nice lady, and should not be subjected to mopping you up.

[reformedwhaler]

nnO no wine thought it was wyne they lied?? to me??

Ill stay out slep under a tree no mopping up. c: already her nice ad snug with leafs..

[lostyourheart]

And what will Olivia say when you don't return home tonight? You must think of your wife, whom you love so dear. Do you wish her to fret while you are so

'snug with leafs' ?

[ Katrina did this to him. Look at that goddamn smirk. She's off somewhere giggling about it and reading his texts to Treavor. ]

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[lendme50rubles]

I was hungry, old man. I thought since they were maple leaves, they would taste like maple syrup.

I wasn't right, but now at least we know.

[reformedwhaler]

Thats herr name itS such a good name isn’mmt it the best name ;;.;

she
fret??!!

noo i cantnot

8’m helping :c :c no moping up!!

just leafs :c:c

[reformedwhaler]

Who are you calling

You know now.

You should have asked before trying. Literally anyone could have told you they wouldn’t taste like syrup.

[lostyourheart]

'Olivia' is a lovely name. One of the finest, much better than most of the dreadful names people have in this city.

My dear, I think you've passed into the realm of incomprehensible. Which 'leafs' under which tree?

[lendme50rubles]

Do you believe everything you're told? I thought it was worth some experimentation, and I was hungry enough that I didn't care whether I was wrong.

I'm still famished, though. Lend me a dollar.

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[reformedwhaler]

Yes Olivia! Olivia!

Olivia!
olivia oliviaoliviqlivlivliv

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[reformedwhaler]

oh uhm th e quiet tree the niic leaffs shhH dont distirb them i left them bee i hav to go hom ei canot go home i forgo
t where to go

where’s my wife?? :cccc

[reformedwhaler]

You haven’t eaten since?

You don’t need a dollar.

[lostyourheart]

Shall I call her for you? I'm sure she has some idea of where the 'quiet tree' might be, and that will similarly solve the mystery of where Olivia has gotten off to.

[lendme50rubles]

Mon cher, I haven't eaten since breakfast yesterday. Come come, lend me a dollar.

A good friend's purse is always open.

[reformedwhaler]

oh no
no no nono no
she cant

no no you cannt

nO. :|

illl findher in the mornng..

plss tell her am safe plss jus t safe. pLs,

:c c: :???

[lostyourheart]

I can't tell her you're safe, Heer Williams. I don't know that for certain, and I don't tell lies.

Certainly not to dear Olivia.

Well. I suppose you can't be forced to reveal your hiding place-come-bed, so I suppose we will simply have to let her fret.

[reformedwhaler]

There's no cause for insulting me. I know that I'm no friend.

What happened to yesterday's dollar?

[reformedwhaler]

I EFT THE TREE i TOld you

i'm on the street

its cold
ialmost got hit by a carrrage
im sad :c

donot tell my wiife

ll find a knew tree

[lostyourheart]

If I don't tell your wife that I know where you are, and have been communicating with you for some time while you wander the city in such a state, she will never speak to me again.

Shall I sacrifice my friendship for the sake of your drunken exploits? I have so few true friends, and am loathe to lose such a fine woman from their number.

[reformedwhaler]

she iS good woman

a

good good good

no look I didn''t

iI didn't mean too exploites :c :c :9(

SHE DOESNT NED TO NOW! :D donnut tell i will owe u
secrets

[lostyourheart]

Indeed?

What sort of secrets? Are they worth monetary value, or are they just interesting? You are trying to bribe me not to tell your wife you've had a glass of wine, after all.

[reformedwhaler]

secrets funny
funny funny funny
no one has secrets here??

no waiT it wassn't
wine???

that's not wine
donnut be rude

[lendme50rubles]

Was there a dollar yesterday? I don't remember it. Well, nevermind, don't talk to me of that. Let's talk of friendship.

Aren't we friends?

[lostyourheart]

I beg your pardon, Heer Williams, but I am never rude.

[reformedwhaler]

No, we aren't. And you never do.

I believe 'dupe' is a more appropriate term for what I am.

Meet me in the usual place. You'll have your dollar.

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[reformedwhaler]

uhhhhhhhhoh

did i call you/?

wait who are yo??