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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[onefellswoop]

'Liked it'? No need to play modest, Puppy. You know the cries of a god undone, hm?

As it happens, your Daddy is uncommonly quick to mend. Four days, and you'll have another chance.

Until then, I'm certain we'll find other pursuits. You're a creative boy, yes?

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[honeystuff]

i dont know about creative

enthusiastic though

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would you like coffee ?

i'm getting coffee.

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[honeystuff]

[ The next text is a screenshot of an article about rimming. ]

google is creative FOR me

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too slow. bringing you coffee

[onefellswoop]

Oh, you'll find your creativity in time. Patience, Puppy. Build the basics and the rest will follow.

A note for the future: you might do best to guard your research. A little bit of suspense will carry you a long way.

Still. My proactive Puppy deserves a reward. Lucky thing he's coming around with coffee (no sugar; almond milk); perhaps Daddy will have a gift waiting.

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[honeystuff]

force of habit

i have to use google a lot.

going to need a second phone so i can talk to you while i run searches for half the words you use. ;)

I still can't find corick. Korick? Coric?

[honeystuff]

joke's on you.

daddy IS my gift.

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no sugar, though? ILLEGAL

ugh

can you believe i'm going to do such filthy fucking things to a guy who doesn't put sugar in his coffee?

bet you don't like froot loops either

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[onefellswoop]

Are you surprised? Daddy's got a bitter heart; I take my coffee to match.

Or would you prefer I say it this way: My Puppy is the only sweetness I require.

Which is true, do you think? Or is the truth manifold?

I bet my Puppy can guess.

In any case, the next time you consume Froot Loops, you WILL scrub your mouth before bringing it anywhere near me. That goes beyond the pale, my Enri.

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[onefellswoop]

'Choric,' Enri.

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[honeystuff]

your puppy guesses the bitterness is froot loops related.

i'm going to have to ban them until i solve that heart problem of yours.

for this week

fuck

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:)

i'm on to you daddy.

almond milk sweetens it up.

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[honeystuff]

" of, relating to, or being in the style of a chorus and especially a Greek chorus "

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trade you a kiss for a hint ?

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just pretend i wasn't planning to kiss you anyway. it's fine.

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[onefellswoop]

I beg your pardon, was the traditionally accepted spelling not enough of a hint? It seems you already owe one kiss, Enri; are you prepared to fall further into kiss debt?

Think carefully, my boy: payment compounds as the hints add up.

(Plus the kiss you initially intended! As this rate, we'll have no chance to find other employment for your mouth, hm?)

Your second hint: It's a theatrical term. Convention. What do you know about the Greeks, Enri?

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[onefellswoop]

A wise decision on the Froot Loops ban. Perhaps I'll factor that in against the weight of your debt; some slight alleviation of payment for sound planning.

Keep the almond milk between us, would you? Our little secret.

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[honeystuff]

lucky for you i will never default on my kiss loans

i'm good for it. i have a subs substantial kiss savings.

then again maybe you're trying to con more kisses than the info's worth???

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[honeystuff]

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seriously though

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greeks. i don't know

not much i guess

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i guess i know about euclidean geometry and pythagorus. math shit.

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Μπορώ να μιλήσω ελληνικά

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that's not what you mean though is it

fuck

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i don't know.

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[honeystuff]

I'm sorry.

[onefellswoop]

What in god's name for?

Don't be.

You answered my question, Enri: 'math shit.' And, apparently, you've some hold of the language... Or Google has come to your aid again. A handy trick, and aptly applied, if so.

Tell me what you know about Euclidian geometry, if you like.

Their theatre, Enri, typically employed the use of a chorus of commentators. Heightened language; focused portraits of emotions. Speakers, singers often attuned to the machinations of man and gods alike. Aware of existence in dizzying heights and prideful falls. Evoking fervor in the minds of those who heard.

[honeystuff]

[ Later, he'll circle back and read everything Darius said.

For now, he's going to zero in on -]

trick

[onefellswoop]

[ That might just be an answer of its own. ]

Well?

[honeystuff]

i may not be smart

but i'm not going to pretend i can speak a language when i can't.

give me some fucking credit

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have i lied to you about anything

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yeah. googled it.

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[onefellswoop]

Did you.

[onefellswoop]

Enri.

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[honeystuff]

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[honeystuff]

[ In Greek, and then English in the quotations: ]

No, I didn't fucking 'google it'.

[ In English: ]

i'm not going to deadass tell a lie about knowing another language

to you

how stupid do you think i am

fuck don't answer that

i only get a week. i'm not going to jepa jepor waste it on something that doesn't matter.

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[onefellswoop]

Language, Enri.

[ In Greek— ]

'Fucking'?

Tsk.

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[onefellswoop]

A language known or a cute ploy; it might have been either.

Listen when I speak, Puppy. Do you know my bite from my query, or don't you?